| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| OhMyǃBANANAǃ | 00:02 | you are welcome as a fart in a spacesuit |
| OhMyǃBANANAǃ | 00:02 | Vaginal Blood Fart |
| OhMyǃBANANAǃ | 00:02 | assclown paedohomonecrophile |
| OhMyǃBANANAǃ | 01:45 | How does it feel to know you are a disappointment? |
| OhMyǃBANANAǃ | 01:45 | ? |
| GeRRaR | 01:45 | nothing |
| GeRRaR | 01:45 | sir |
| OhMyǃBANANAǃ | 01:45 | Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory |
