| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Bromine | 00:46 | why is every game just me and some monstrously retarded silver player fresh off of co-op against diamond smurfs, these days |
| Bromine | 00:50 | every, fucking, game |
| Killjoy | 01:05 | we wish we could smurf lol |
| ZeusCA | 01:10 | not yoru regular partner? |