| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Venser | 00:00 | hf |
| TosIntheWell | 00:06 | glhf |
| Venser | 04:03 | ez race moron |
| TosIntheWell | 04:10 | bad buikld |
| Venser | 10:56 | joke |
| Venser | 11:05 | ghosts messed up my hotkeys |
| Venser | 11:19 | otherwise youd get raped so hard youd never touch thjis game again |