| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| SirShaTtards | 00:06 | REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| SACK | 00:08 | GLHF |
| SirShaTtards | 00:12 | SHUT UR WHORE MOUF |
| hiram | 00:24 | :0 |
| SirShaTtards | 00:30 | REEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| Excalibur | 00:47 | sling this guy |
| NoRushPlz | 01:05 | ill tank drop |
| SXTERROR | 01:26 | AMERICA IS 2ND BEST |
| Excalibur | 01:29 | u g |
| SirShaTtards | 01:43 | REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
| Excalibur | 01:43 | who num1 |
| SXTERROR | 01:57 | lol |
| SXTERROR | 02:01 | kor |
| SXTERROR | 02:24 | america maybe 11th best |
| Excalibur | 04:52 | burrow mine |
| Excalibur | 16:49 | noyts |
| SACK | 19:42 | gg |
| Excalibur | 19:46 | wp |
| SXTERROR | 19:49 | gg |