| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| FizzyRobot | 00:00 | glhf |
| Cyclomatic | 00:00 | glhf |
| Slushy | 00:28 | we still beat those guys even after cannon rush |
| Cyclomatic | 02:20 | MARINE FIRST |
| Cyclomatic | 04:41 | NOT LITERALLY |
| Slushy | 04:56 | huh |
| Cyclomatic | 05:04 | I JUST PINGED IT |
| Cyclomatic | 07:00 | no spore? |
