| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| benkron | 00:00 | gl |
| BaneRiders | 00:00 | gl hf! |
| DuX | 00:01 | glhf |
| Shrub | 00:07 | good luck, but most of all, have fun |
| mRgaNja | 00:20 | glhf |
| RicktheRock | 00:47 | zergs are ugly dudes in basements |
| BaneRiders | 00:54 | |
| Shrub | 00:55 | (hearts) |
| RicktheRock | 01:04 | watching porn on another screen |
| BaneRiders | 01:12 | you mean Austrians? |
| Shrub | 01:17 | what is "Porn"? |
| RicktheRock | 01:28 | skying while watching porn |
| RicktheRock | 01:48 | jodling while choking the one eyed monster |
| BaneRiders | 02:03 | |
| RicktheRock | 02:09 | are you austrian? |
| Shrub | 02:15 | g'day Shiela |
| RicktheRock | 02:24 | wir sind aus salzburg? |
| BaneRiders | 02:28 | that's Australians |
| Shrub | 02:41 | how do you know if an Australian is in a room |
| RicktheRock | 02:43 | now i hate you even more |
| Shrub | 02:47 | don't worry, they'll tell you |
| RicktheRock | 02:52 | |
| BaneRiders | 02:53 | Hahahhaha |
| RicktheRock | 03:12 | only they can wrestle kangoroos |
| Shrub | 06:31 | gg |
