| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| GrandNagusRm | 00:02 | Sorry, not gonna play against someone using unranked to smurf |
| Wantan | 00:10 | im a real 4k4 |
| GrandNagusRm | 00:19 | If you're playing ranked right now I'll eat my hat |
| GrandNagusRm | 00:23 | Learn how the ladder works |
| Wantan | 00:29 | i suck |
