| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Pineapple | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Owlboy | 00:06 | no luck be fun |
| Pineapple | 00:21 | Excuse me |
| Pineapple | 00:23 | no luck be fun |
| Owlboy | 00:43 | no I mean luck has nothing to do with it |
| Pineapple | 00:59 | excuse me |
| Pineapple | 01:06 | have fun good fun |
| Owlboy | 01:07 | excuse me |
| Owlboy | 01:12 | mr. worst topping on pizza |
| PsiStormWind | 03:38 | SRY COUNTER RUSH KILL MY SPDLING |
| Owlboy | 09:29 | are you bots? |
| Owlboy | 09:32 | roach cyclone mass |
| Pineapple | 09:59 | excuse me |
| Owlboy | 10:06 | you say that a lot |
| Pineapple | 10:14 | what rly? |
| Pineapple | 14:10 | TEAM |
| IlIllIllIll | 14:26 | its over |
| Owlboy | 14:34 | ultras |
| Owlboy | 14:37 | in a 4v4? |
