| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Patrick | 00:00 | how many barcodes are there |
| DESCARTES | 00:05 | millions |
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:40 | my real name is bob |
| Patrick | 00:46 | i'm dweeb |
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:58 | my ssn is 90922348 |
| Patrick | 01:11 | mine is 9 |
| Patrick | 01:23 | im old |
| Patrick | 01:31 | a/s/l bob |
| IIIIIIIIII | 02:14 | NYC born and raised |
| Patrick | 02:26 | on the playground is wher eyou spend most of your days? |
| IIIIIIIIII | 02:37 | but lived in VA, SG, HI, CA |
| Patrick | 03:05 | i cant hear shit |
| Patrick | 03:09 | these kids are blasting a movi |
| Patrick | 03:16 | can you give me a heads up? |
| IIIIIIIIII | 03:23 | going in 20 secs |
| IIIIIIIIII | 03:30 | merry xmas filthy animals |
| Patrick | 04:24 | im going right up the middle |