| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| IlIlIlIlIlIl | 00:00 | gl hf |
| TacticalNuke | 00:00 | glhf |
| taifu | 00:00 | glhf |
| MFlip | 00:23 | before we start killing eachother |
| MFlip | 00:26 | can i tell 1 racist joke? |
| IlIlIlIlIlIl | 00:30 | no |
| MFlip | 00:34 | im gonna do it |
| MFlip | 00:38 | allies is that okay? |
| IlIlIlIlIlIl | 00:41 | why ask |
| MFlip | 01:00 | what's the difference between a black man and a couch |
| TacticalNuke | 01:05 | one is a human |
| MFlip | 01:13 | a couch can support a family |
| MFlip | 01:26 | tough crowd |
| IlIlIlIlIlIl | 01:31 | idiot |
| TacticalNuke | 01:38 | whats the difference between you and me |
| MFlip | 01:41 | sorry I let you down random man |
| MFlip | 01:46 | you're cute yellow |
| MFlip | 01:54 | and have nice facial features |
| TacticalNuke | 01:57 | i contribute to society |
| MFlip | 02:02 | love it |
| MFlip | 02:04 | you're funny too |
| TacticalNuke | 02:31 | such a zany character |
| MFlip | 02:38 | still love you |
| IlIlIlIlIlIl | 04:06 | ph |
| IlIlIlIlIlIl | 04:07 | phx |