| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| UnderBob | 00:00 | glhf |
| Greekboy | 00:00 | yo |
| Greekboy | 01:38 | bob |
| UnderBob | 01:45 | ya |
| Greekboy | 01:52 | ill have to pause periodically throughout game |
| Greekboy | 01:57 | have plumber here |
| UnderBob | 02:04 | k |
| Greekboy | 04:28 | where frokm |
| Greekboy | 07:43 | gg faggot |
| Greekboy | 11:32 | raped |
| Greekboy | 13:05 | faggot |
| Greekboy | 15:56 | raped |
| Greekboy | 15:57 | faggot |
| UnderBob | 16:06 | g |