| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Branch | 00:00 | glhf you fkn nerdzz |
| LKG | 00:08 | fuk im so horny |
| LinkTuner | 00:12 | no parlo spañol |
| Surtur | 00:23 | we're not gonna make it |
| Branch | 00:37 | sorry i dont speak idiot yellow |
| LinkTuner | 00:50 | so youre idiot |
| LKG | 00:52 | i dont speak poor |
| LKG | 01:01 | all mexicans are poor |
| LKG | 01:04 | and have to sell their pussy |
| LinkTuner | 01:14 | same your mother |
| Surtur | 01:17 | careful or ur gonna feel the wrath of the que que que |
| Branch | 02:24 | worst cannon rush ive seen ion my life |
| Branch | 02:43 | fkn horrific |
| Branch | 04:14 | purple im going to take your rear |
| LKG | 04:31 | LOL |
| TutankhAtom | 05:18 | wo |
| Branch | 05:31 | gg idiots |
| LKG | 06:07 | they were fucking awful |
| LinkTuner | 06:09 | gg amigo |
| LinkTuner | 06:16 | protos noob |
| Dalinar | 06:32 | gg |
