| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Gooseman | 00:39 | oh jeez, one ply is back |
| Dalinar | 00:50 | u had army |
| Dalinar | 00:54 | and 90 apm |
| Dalinar | 01:12 | ur garbage |
| Dalinar | 02:14 | idiot |
| Gooseman | 02:30 | you crying? |
| Dalinar | 02:37 | well ur the noob |
| Dalinar | 02:41 | so no |
| Gooseman | 02:46 | ok one ply |
| Dalinar | 02:51 | ok dummy |
| Gooseman | 16:31 | gg |
| ComanderNate | 16:38 | toss throwing |
| Dalinar | 17:06 | guys killing his own team |