| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Cyclomatic | 00:00 | glhf |
| IWillTry | 00:03 | glhf |
| Slushy | 00:04 | gl hf |
| Cyclomatic | 01:39 | 2 RAX |
| Cyclomatic | 01:52 | MARINE |
| Cyclomatic | 02:01 | SO NOT IMMEDIATELY SCARY |
| Cyclomatic | 05:54 | weird |
| Slushy | 05:57 | wat |
| Cyclomatic | 06:03 | THOSE MARINES |
| Slushy | 06:09 | yeah? |
| Cyclomatic | 06:50 | VIKINGS? |
| Slushy | 06:56 | or drop? |
| Cyclomatic | 08:23 | they suck until they get 22 |
| Cyclomatic | 08:26 | 2-2 |
| Cyclomatic | 11:25 | GG |
| Cyclomatic | 11:27 | GG |
