| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Cataleptic | 00:00 | glhf |
| TwoTierKeir | 00:00 | IM JEWISH |
| Puerquilio | 00:00 | glhf |
| Puerquilio | 00:09 | damm |
| TWENTYAPM | 00:21 | im a alien from mars |
| Puerquilio | 00:25 | haha |
| MsBrander | 00:36 | this is starcraft |
| MsBrander | 00:52 | no one gives two shi ts |
| Puerquilio | 00:52 | im NICOLAS MADURO |
| MsBrander | 01:04 | not any more bro |
| Puerquilio | 01:19 | |
| TWENTYAPM | 01:37 | i got poo on my underwear |
| Puerquilio | 01:55 | gaa damm |
| TWENTYAPM | 03:47 | no aliens here |
| Puerquilio | 03:53 | hahah |
| Puerquilio | 04:01 | no more |
| MsBrander | 08:25 | thx'4 |
| MsBrander | 14:29 | more cannons!!!! |
| MsBrander | 15:45 | cannons!!! |
| Cataleptic | 16:12 | CANNONS ARE GOOD BUT NOT THAT GOOD |
| MsBrander | 16:22 | more cannons, pleaase!!!!! |
