| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| CAPSLOCK | 00:00 | glgl |
| Vaesperka | 00:00 | glhf |
| DeathClick | 00:00 | glhf |
| GiantPanda | 00:05 | glhf |
| KiSung | 00:07 | how mad are you tegridy |
| CAPSLOCK | 00:19 | tegridy farms baby |
| CAPSLOCK | 00:27 | i remember being 11 and into south park too |
| TegridyFarms | 00:31 | SUCK A DICK |
| CAPSLOCK | 00:35 | auto lose |
| KiSung | 00:39 | you member |
| CAPSLOCK | 00:43 | EY YOU MEMBER |
| TegridyFarms | 00:47 | I MEMBER YOU BEING A FAG |
| Vaesperka | 00:54 | MEMBER THIS AS SWHOOPING |
| CAPSLOCK | 00:57 | you ride a harley? |
| CAPSLOCK | 01:00 | fag |
| TegridyFarms | 01:11 | MEMBER YA MOMMA CALLING OUT BIG TEG |
| CAPSLOCK | 01:24 | yo mama loves chef |
| TegridyFarms | 01:41 | YA MOMMA LOVES CHED |
| KiSung | 02:21 | privyet |
| KiSung | 02:28 | russian |
| CAPSLOCK | 02:32 | cyka |
| KiSung | 02:35 | blyat |
| CAPSLOCK | 02:40 | idi nahui' |
| CAPSLOCK | 04:20 | loll |
| KiSung | 05:06 | DO YOU MEMBER |
| Vaesperka | 05:15 | the 5th of september |
| CAPSLOCK | 05:52 | ez |
| CAPSLOCK | 06:11 | bye nerds |
| TegridyFarms | 06:17 | FAGS |
| CAPSLOCK | 06:20 | ez |
| KiSung | 06:21 | I member |