| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| BooT | 00:04 | glhf |
| Tyrano | 00:06 | u guys prob win |
| Tyrano | 00:08 | my allie sucks |
| FiloD | 00:23 | THSI IS THE NED OF UR CLAN GUYS IM SORRY NO MERCY |
| NewDuckian | 00:35 | WAT |
| BooT | 00:46 | whats a ned |
| FiloD | 01:17 | U R OLD EOUGHT TO FIGURE IT OUT SON |
| BooT | 01:32 | i dont get it |
| BooT | 01:38 | help |
| FiloD | 01:42 | GET WEL LAT SCHOOL |
| Tyrano | 02:02 | are u aussie?\ |
| Tyrano | 02:25 | any of u guys filo? |
| BooT | 02:35 | whats a filo? |
| Tyrano | 02:43 | filopino |
| BooT | 02:51 | ohhhhhhh |
| BooT | 02:53 | no |
| BooT | 03:07 | are u? |
| Tyrano | 03:16 | ally is |
| Tyrano | 04:44 | good rush |
| BooT | 05:00 | thanks |
| Tyrano | 07:40 | hows ur diicks? |
| NewDuckian | 07:53 | THROBBING |
| Tyrano | 08:24 | every attack has been thwarted |
| NewDuckian | 10:17 | THWARTED MY ASS |
| NewDuckian | 10:35 | BROTHER UR BRAIN IS THWARTED |
| Tyrano | 10:55 | my ally just sat there the whole time |
| FiloD | 12:05 | I LET U WIN |
| NewDuckian | 12:11 | sure buddy |