| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| retarded | 00:55 | GL HF FEET LOVER |
| retarded | 19:00 | you do |
| retarded | 19:02 | literally nothing |
| retarded | 19:05 | all game |
| retarded | 19:12 | and turtle with unkillable deathball |
| retarded | 19:13 | this is |
| retarded | 19:15 | so lame |
| retarded | 21:14 | bro this matchup is so bad |