| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| StrangeLoop | 00:00 | GL HF |
| Bored | 00:13 | surprise me teal |
| Bored | 00:32 | be in the 3% that isnt a moron |
| StrangeLoop | 00:38 | no |
| Bored | 00:51 | he can do it |
| Bored | 00:53 | strain hard |
| StrangeLoop | 01:01 | dont worry we're just proxy hatch |
| Bored | 05:22 | LOIL |
| Sifu | 05:24 | lol |
| Bored | 05:51 | 1v2 every game |
| Sifu | 05:55 | aww |
| StrangeLoop | 06:04 | T IS BETTER PLAYER |
| Bored | 06:23 | it was 1v2 |
| Bored | 06:25 | dont brag |
| Bored | 06:30 | sad prick |