| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Chen | 00:00 | glhf |
| PilotPT | 00:00 | glgl |
| Ming | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Spaceboy | 02:57 | insufficient defenses detected. |
| Spaceboy | 03:01 | prepare for oblivion. |
| IceMinion | 03:07 | bring lube |
| Spaceboy | 03:17 | Lube enabled. |
| Spaceboy | 05:34 | green eats crayons. |
| IceMinion | 05:41 | yum |
