| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| StrangeLoop | 00:00 | GL HF |
| Sifu | 00:01 | glhf |
| Tyrano | 01:27 | my diick is sore |
| StrangeLoop | 01:31 | |
| Tyrano | 01:54 | hows ur diicK? |
| StrangeLoop | 01:58 | big |
| Tyrano | 02:24 | why can't i have big dick too |
| StrangeLoop | 02:29 | its how you use it |
| Tyrano | 02:40 | she can't feel anything |
| StrangeLoop | 02:44 | use it better |
| Tyrano | 03:05 | how when its like a sausage down a hallway |
| Tyrano | 03:24 | u hear me? |
| StrangeLoop | 15:44 | gG |
| Sifu | 15:44 | gg |