| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| UTNHELLFIRE | 00:00 | glhf |
| GOJIRA | 00:09 | gl hf |
| McFukitts | 07:09 | worst fuckin statis placements i ever seen |
| McFukitts | 07:10 | lol |
| McFukitts | 08:44 | teammates brain dead bronze |
| GOJIRA | 09:01 | gringo gringo fat fat burger burger |
| McFukitts | 09:06 |