| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| PPGNinja | 00:07 | whats up i suck |
| Monobit | 00:17 | obviously |
| PPGNinja | 00:28 | im seriously horrible |
| Monobit | 00:36 | truely |
| PPGNinja | 01:00 | im really bad and i like boobs |
| Monobit | 01:05 | give money if you can |
| Monobit | 01:51 | dts maybe |
| Monobit | 02:06 | two gas |
| Monobit | 02:15 | two gaso |