| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Kerplunk | 00:00 | glhf |
| vlin | 00:05 | gl |
| Kerplunk | 00:10 | half assed |
| Kerplunk | 00:31 | dad aint proud eh? |
| Kerplunk | 06:42 | gg |
| Kerplunk | 06:47 | what was ur start? |
| Kerplunk | 06:50 | spine rush failed? |
| vlin | 07:02 | hatch first? |
| Kerplunk | 07:06 | fuck autistic kids |