| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| CAPSLOCK | 00:00 | glgl |
| Falco | 00:00 | glglgl85 |
| Ming | 00:00 | glhf |
| mango | 00:05 | u2 |
| CAPSLOCK | 00:08 | strants |
| CAPSLOCK | 01:23 | GITTEM |
| CAPSLOCK | 01:28 | GITTEM BOY |
| CAPSLOCK | 01:31 | NOOOOOOOO |
| CAPSLOCK | 01:33 | YEAH THE PROBE |
| CAPSLOCK | 01:34 | MORE CANNONS |
| Falco | 01:46 | ARE YOU REALLY USING CAPSLOCK |
| Falco | 01:50 | OR ARE YOU JUST HOLDING DOWN SHIFT |
| CAPSLOCK | 01:51 | no |
| CAPSLOCK | 02:13 | welp |
| Ming | 02:22 | I CANT HEAR YOU WHAT |
| CAPSLOCK | 02:30 | bro |
| CAPSLOCK | 02:33 | where is your backup probe |
| Ming | 02:42 | YOU CANT SAY THAT WHEN YOU KILLED TWO |
| Falco | 02:45 | in the blank space between the bases |
| CAPSLOCK | 02:50 | you need a bakcup backup |
| CAPSLOCK | 02:55 | less pylons |
| Ming | 03:19 | if i actually wanted to cannon cannon i wouldnt have thrown those down dont worry |
| CAPSLOCK | 03:31 | jokes on you im really a retard |
| CAPSLOCK | 04:42 | what is this expo process |
| Falco | 05:24 | She's new and you nuked her. |
| Falco | 05:27 | Nice. |
| KiSung | 05:37 | HELLLLLLLLLL YEA |
| CAPSLOCK | 05:39 | nuke her |
| CAPSLOCK | 05:41 | hardly knew her |
| CRYCRYSLAYER | 07:46 | DON'T BE SO DELINQUENT |