| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Samurai | 00:08 | mass zealots for win |
| Samurai | 00:13 | pathetic player rlly |
| Samurai | 00:27 | now i rekt you noob rlly |
| MTheGreat | 00:27 | glad yo enjoy it |
| Samurai | 00:31 | u noob |
| Samurai | 00:39 | witjout mass lots never won |
| MTheGreat | 00:45 | hehehe |
| Samurai | 00:51 | pathetic player |
| MTheGreat | 00:53 | did you enjoy my dick |
| MTheGreat | 01:01 | in your mother's mouth? |
| Samurai | 01:02 | u noob |
| Samurai | 01:05 | i win ez now |
| Samurai | 01:13 | 0 micro skills |
| Samurai | 01:24 | 100% pathetic player |
| Samurai | 01:37 | 100% |
| Samurai | 01:43 | nez |
| Samurai | 01:50 | noob |
| Samurai | 02:06 | noob |
| Samurai | 03:32 | out i said |
