| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| BaneRiders | 00:00 | gl hf! |
| Eatlead | 00:03 | prtoss units are fucked |
| BaneRiders | 00:10 | yea |
| Eatlead | 00:17 | pur slow shit |
| BaneRiders | 00:28 | totally |
| Eatlead | 00:48 | slow shit and no free guns and free repair and no free speed |
| Eatlead | 00:52 | fucked |
| BaneRiders | 00:59 | and no zergs |
| BaneRiders | 01:13 | gg |
