| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Cyclomatic | 00:00 | glhf |
| Cyclomatic | 00:13 | sculls |
| Slushy | 00:22 | huh |
| Dangermouse | 00:23 | no u |
| Slushy | 00:35 | crikey |
| Slushy | 01:00 | mass speedling |
| Cyclomatic | 01:05 | HMM WHAT DO |
| Slushy | 01:11 | hellion |
| Cyclomatic | 01:17 | bluelings |
| Slushy | 03:52 | easy pickings |
