| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Cataleptic | 00:00 | glhf |
| eury | 00:20 | glhf |
| Micro | 00:25 | U2 |
| MasterChief | 00:48 | plans? |
| Micro | 01:04 | MASS RAX FOR ME |
| Micro | 01:13 | SWAP TO VIKING IF THEY GO GAY ASS AIR |
| MasterChief | 01:15 | is this wood league? |
| Cataleptic | 01:25 | yes |
| MasterChief | 01:31 | k just checking |
| MasterChief | 01:56 | i'm in balsawood league currentlyy |
| Cataleptic | 02:26 | im in petrified driftwood league |
| MasterChief | 04:55 | help |
| Micro | 05:46 | WTF |
| MasterChief | 06:34 | 'hlip |
| Micro | 07:34 | MASS RTANKS |
| Micro | 07:46 | 111 |
| Cataleptic | 11:06 | can't defend it |
| MasterChief | 11:16 | u fuckers |
| MasterChief | 11:26 | where is the help!?!/ |
| Cataleptic | 11:37 | TERRAN OP[ |
| Cataleptic | 11:52 | my units are garbage |
| Cataleptic | 11:56 | G |