| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Cataleptic | 00:00 | glhf |
| Phukee | 00:04 | |
| Konfushus | 00:08 | glhf |
| Konfushus | 00:15 | except him |
| Cataleptic | 04:37 | dts |
| AzAzEl | 05:04 | GG TRASH TEAM |
| Konfushus | 05:08 | orange afk |
| Cataleptic | 05:09 | GG |
| Konfushus | 05:29 | gg. sc2 is just how dumb your teammates are or not |
| Cataleptic | 06:07 | I picked a dumb strat but it works. |