| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Cataleptic | 00:00 | glhf |
| Cataleptic | 00:05 | zohran munabi |
| Munabi | 00:17 | i have a small penis |
| DarkStorm | 00:24 | based |
| Polderong | 00:33 | I have the smallest micropenis |
| Cataleptic | 00:34 | 4 inches. plowed next day |
| Munabi | 00:43 | .38 |
| Cataleptic | 18:17 | :p |