| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Cyclomatic | 00:00 | glhf |
| LeDouche | 00:07 | hi can we be pals or must i stomp you out |
| LeDouche | 00:18 | your choice ( : |
| LeDouche | 00:27 | i am lORD LE DOUCHE |
| LeDouche | 01:30 | ? |
| LeDouche | 01:38 | hi le douche bag is speakign |
| LeDouche | 01:57 | do you speak spanish? |
| Slushy | 02:05 | no hablo |
| LeDouche | 02:09 | or are you a YN? |
