| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Cataleptic | 00:00 | GL;HJF |
| Antimateria | 00:14 | good luck and have some fun all |
| Antimateria | 00:17 | HOheoheoohe |
| MasterChief | 00:30 | THNIS GAME NO FUN |
| Antimateria | 00:33 | yes it is |
| Antimateria | 00:37 | thatrs why we polay |
| Antimateria | 00:43 | silly |
| MasterChief | 00:44 | IT IS COMPLETE SHIT |
| Antimateria | 00:49 | why |
| allfun | 00:49 | my name is allfun |
| Antimateria | 01:25 | are you guys going to engage in rush tactics? |
| Cataleptic | 01:47 | ARE YOU GOING TO ENGAGE IN STEALING TEAMMATES NATURAL BASE TACTICS? |
| Antimateria | 01:51 | LMAO |
| ONE | 02:27 | lol |
| Antimateria | 03:50 | boring |
| MasterChief | 04:09 | WAIT TIL MY DTS WARP IN |
| allfun | 04:39 | help |
| allfun | 04:59 | fk |
| MasterChief | 05:14 | SHIT LURKERS ALREADY~! |
