| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:25 | hi its me |
| ScalarX | 00:29 | hiiiiiiiiiiiii |
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:44 | omg is that the jizzler |
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:50 | the jizzle jozzle |
| IIIIIIIIII | 00:53 | the jizz whiz |
| IIIIIIIIII | 01:10 | the jackie chan of fucking a man |
| IIIIIIIIII | 01:29 | LEGEND |
| IIIIIIIIII | 02:03 | tough crowd |
| RobbinYaHood | 02:32 | DONBT |
| RobbinYaHood | 02:33 | DONT |
| Sevenfold | 02:41 | ill leavei t down |
| IIIIIIIIII | 03:39 | wtf |
| IIIIIIIIII | 03:41 | how he find |
| RobbinYaHood | 04:01 | 3RD COMMAND CENTER |
| IIIIIIIIII | 04:59 | rekt |
| IIIIIIIIII | 05:10 | KLO |
| ScalarX | 05:14 | lol |
| IIIIIIIIII | 05:15 | LOL |
| ScalarX | 05:16 | lol |
| IIIIIIIIII | 05:51 | bro stop |
| ScalarX | 05:57 | I CANT |
| IIIIIIIIII | 06:01 | im laughing too hard |
| RobbinYaHood | 07:11 | BVC |
| RobbinYaHood | 07:12 | BC |
| RobbinYaHood | 08:14 | BLUE EXPAND.. |
| RobbinYaHood | 08:16 | WTF MAN |
| IIIIIIIIII | 10:02 | gg |
| IIIIIIIIII | 10:02 | ez |
| IIIIIIIIII | 10:41 | blue is gay |
| IIIIIIIIII | 10:59 | red is so stupid |
| IIIIIIIIII | 11:15 | Red is stupider than maga |
| Sevenfold | 11:22 | more stupid* |
| RobbinYaHood | 11:26 | has blue killed 1 unit all game? |
| IIIIIIIIII | 11:27 | stfu gaylord |
| IIIIIIIIII | 12:07 | Stupider and stupidest are real words in good standing. |
| IIIIIIIIII | 12:10 | fucking idiot blue |
| IIIIIIIIII | 12:24 | confidently incorrect retard |
| IIIIIIIIII | 12:27 | not even right about grammar |
| IIIIIIIIII | 12:29 | u fucking ween |
| Sevenfold | 12:41 | IDGAF |
| Sevenfold | 12:44 | IT SOUNDS RE TARDED JUST LIKE YOU |
| IIIIIIIIII | 12:47 | lol |
| IIIIIIIIII | 12:52 | nice try correcting me dumbfuck |
| IIIIIIIIII | 12:53 | now gtyfo |
| IIIIIIIIII | 13:34 | blue dumbass took wrong base LMAO |
| IIIIIIIIII | 13:54 | LOL |
| IIIIIIIIII | 13:55 | BLUE |
| ScalarX | 14:09 | GG |
| IIIIIIIIII | 14:12 | not really |
| IIIIIIIIII | 14:13 | fuck blue |
| IIIIIIIIII | 14:14 | dumb fuck |
| IIIIIIIIII | 14:39 | blue is so gay |
