| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Kerplunk | 00:13 | theres a straight maru? |
| Kerplunk | 00:25 | gl i nguess |
| PerpetualSki | 00:26 | i thought maru was bi |
| PerpetualSki | 00:31 | weird |
| GayMaru | 00:34 | He's your dad |
| Oobleck | 00:34 | dats clem |
| Kerplunk | 00:36 | bi losing this game |
| PerpetualSki | 00:43 | wait wur |
| PerpetualSki | 00:44 | wut' |
| Kerplunk | 01:03 | gay maru is bottom and bout to get fukt |
