| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| CHUMBAWAMBA | 00:01 | EMBRACE TRUMPS WAR |
| CHUMBAWAMBA | 00:54 | GETTING MARRIED IS LIKE TAKING HAPPY AND STUPID PILLS AT ONCE |
| Gordan | 04:46 | mines everywhere |
| llllllllll | 06:07 | open |
| CHUMBAWAMBA | 08:41 | LOL |
| Gordan | 08:52 | LOL |
| CHUMBAWAMBA | 09:01 | THATS LIKE GIVING TRUMP ALL YOUR MONEY AND HE LEAVES YOU TO DIE |
| CHUMBAWAMBA | 10:02 | WOW TEAM OF NOOBS |
| CHUMBAWAMBA | 10:06 | WHERE ARE YOUR BLOODY UNITS |
| Gordan | 10:22 | ask trump |
