| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| DarkStar | 00:00 | GL HF |
| EfficieNcy | 00:02 | gl hf |
| EfficieNcy | 11:48 | god toss is stupid |
| DarkStar | 11:59 | ? |
| EfficieNcy | 12:06 | takes no skill |
| DarkStar | 15:35 | LOL |
| EfficieNcy | 15:38 | rihgt |
| EfficieNcy | 15:40 | fucking otss |
| DarkStar | 15:41 | 0 skill and 0 brain power |
| EfficieNcy | 15:44 | TRUE |
| DarkStar | 15:46 | No wonder you people are hated |