| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| TOPGUN | 00:12 | thaks for teh ez win u nooobs |
| ScalarX | 00:20 | yw |
| Deucalion | 00:22 | np babe |
| JEKPORKINS | 00:31 | no one calls me a noob and lives to tell the tale |
| TOPGUN | 00:36 | u can wuit any tiem now |
| ScalarX | 00:46 | username checks out |
| TOPGUN | 01:02 | leave ioeb |
| TOPGUN | 02:00 | ez win these guysa re soo dumb |
| ScalarX | 02:18 | you havent even got to know them yet |