| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Lunchbox | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Bean | 00:02 | u2 |
| Bean | 09:09 | boring |
| Bean | 09:16 | u need the win to eat in ur village or something? |
| Bean | 09:34 | ill just leave |
| Bean | 09:37 | if ur on the card for this |
| Bean | 09:46 | didnt realize america was 3rd world |
| Bean | 10:11 | so much turtle cheese desperation |
| Bean | 10:13 | so shameful |
| Bean | 12:31 | so much desperation |
| Bean | 12:33 | why |
| Bean | 12:35 | they dont feed u? |
| Bean | 12:46 | such lazy turtle cheese |
| Bean | 13:33 | yea ima afk |
| Bean | 13:35 | u got time |
| Bean | 13:38 | clearly a basement virgin |
| Lunchbox | 14:25 | ??? |
