| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Taldan | 00:03 | gl hf |
| LKG | 00:11 | STFU FAGGOT |
| Taldan | 00:35 | Are you angry at me specifically, or just generally an angry little elf? |
| LKG | 01:09 | IM MAD LITTLE VIRGIN 80 LB NERDS LIKE U EXIST |
| Taldan | 01:39 | I'm sorry to hear you're a virgin |
| Taldan | 01:45 | I'm sure you'll find someone, someday |
| LKG | 02:01 | U WONT FIND ANYONE |
| Taldan | 02:19 | Not with that attitude, you won't |
| Taldan | 03:01 | Weak |
| Taldan | 03:07 | Commit you coward |
| Taldan | 05:13 | This probably won't help your anger issue, will it? |
| LKG | 05:59 | ur mothers pussy will |
| Taldan | 06:08 | She dead son |
| LKG | 08:38 | purps a fucking noob |
| LKG | 08:41 | gg |