| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Crossbeare | 00:00 | gl hf! |
| Angrygoat | 00:02 | u2 |
| Crossbeare | 00:15 | have you played goat simulator |
| Angrygoat | 00:23 | lol no should i haha |
| Crossbeare | 00:27 | |
| Crossbeare | 01:09 | excuse me |
| Angrygoat | 01:19 | fine |
| Crossbeare | 02:57 | RUN TIM |
| Crossbeare | 03:00 | RUN |
| Angrygoat | 03:01 | lol |
| Crossbeare | 06:30 | SANDRA |
| Crossbeare | 06:31 | NOOO |
| Angrygoat | 07:14 | you care about sandra but now Latosha my hive queen |
| Crossbeare | 07:33 | slay queen |
| Crossbeare | 07:35 | slay |
| Angrygoat | 07:54 | *snap snap snap* |
| Angrygoat | 10:53 | NOOOO! |
| Angrygoat | 10:56 | gg |
| Angrygoat | 10:59 | fun playin w/ u |
| Crossbeare | 11:01 | gg |
