| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| TurboLax | 00:00 | gl hf |
| ZERGinator | 00:05 | ? |
| ZERGinator | 00:24 | ez win |
| ZERGinator | 01:41 | LOL |
| ZERGinator | 01:47 | noob |
| ZERGinator | 03:05 | ez |
| TurboLax | 08:49 | noob |
| ZERGinator | 08:52 | u r |
| TurboLax | 17:29 | EZ |
| TurboLax | 17:32 | DO YOU EVEN TRY? |
| ZERGinator | 18:00 | noob |
| ZERGinator | 18:28 | pathetic |
