| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| CousinDupree | 00:13 | oh the little penis clan played unranked to slap lowbobs |
| CousinDupree | 01:44 | so its now 2v4 i hope you stinky little penises can win this |
| HerMajesty | 01:58 | WHATS HAPPENING |
| CousinDupree | 02:14 | all 300 apm, they play unranked to slap us ez |
| HerMajesty | 02:28 | WHAT FOR... |