| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Crossbeare | 00:00 | gl hf! |
| Kelvin | 00:06 | Crossbeare! |
| Crossbeare | 00:11 | howdy! |
| Kelvin | 00:17 | Life is a cross to bear sometimes |
| Crossbeare | 00:32 | sometimes bears just look cute but danger hugs |
| Kelvin | 00:44 | True |
| Kelvin | 00:50 | and sometimes you have to bear down for midterms! |
| Crossbeare | 01:02 | I can bearly stand it |
| Crossbeare | 01:08 | truly embarrasing |
| Kelvin | 01:11 | I have a right to bear my arms |
| Kelvin | 01:28 | do you listen to the Bear Naked Ladies? |
| Kelvin | 02:35 | what was that slacker doing? |
| Kelvin | 02:48 | dying apparently! |
| Crossbeare | 08:07 | SUSAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
| Kelvin | 08:12 | Susan bad! |
| Kelvin | 09:48 | Crossbeare |
| Crossbeare | 09:50 | gg |
