| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| BrianOConner | 00:00 | glhf |
| TopGOY | 00:04 | gl hf |
| Dahiske | 00:05 | glhf |
| RomanPierce | 00:28 | sometimes i superglue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend i am a trex |
| TopGOY | 00:51 | is ur dad proud? |
| RomanPierce | 00:55 | no |
| BrianOConner | 00:55 | def not |
