| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Synapse | 00:00 | Gklhf |
| DaBeansDidit | 05:12 | hes gotta pee |
| DaBeansDidit | 05:12 | wait a sec |
| NotSoSpecial | 05:12 | get a cup |
| spark | 05:12 | adults pee before matchmaking |
| TrapsCreato | 05:12 | lol |
| TrapsCreato | 05:12 | i pooped my pants |
| RaWDoG | 05:12 | granpa has a small bladder |
| YokasiMekago | 05:12 | theyre all 60+ |
| TrapsCreato | 05:12 | #progamer #propooppants |
| YokasiMekago | 05:12 | just playing with boomers right now |
| RaWDoG | 05:12 | f it im getting a diaper |
| DaBeansDidit | 05:12 | hes back |
| TrapsCreato | 05:12 | 401k ftw |
| DaBeansDidit | 12:49 | did you guys win the first game |
| DaBeansDidit | 15:13 | dabeansdidit |
| DaBeansDidit | 15:28 | and once again |
| Synapse | 15:36 | bad |