| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| A.I. 5 (Very Easy) | 00:00 | bl |
| Barnaby | 00:05 | dhf |
| A.I. 4 (Elite) | 00:10 | 100 |
| Stugdanly | 00:15 | blhbt |
| A.I. 4 (Elite) | 00:25 | hmm |
| A.I. 5 (Very Easy) | 00:40 | lookit u2 zergs |
| Barnaby | 00:57 | filthy humie |
| jeffersplat | 01:01 | |
| A.I. 5 (Very Easy) | 01:29 | all u |
| Barnaby | 05:27 | ai sitting here |
| Barnaby | 05:31 | just fyi |
| A.I. 5 (Very Easy) | 05:33 | kk |
| Barnaby | 06:57 | ai missing |
| A.I. 4 (Elite) | 07:05 | why? |
| Barnaby | 07:18 | idk |
| A.I. 5 (Very Easy) | 07:22 | odd |
| Barnaby | 09:29 | tanks stuck |
| Barnaby | 09:36 | its ok tho |
| A.I. 3 (Very Easy) | 09:53 | phil theres 3 |
| Barnaby | 10:05 | tanks? |
| A.I. 3 (Very Easy) | 10:09 | ai |
| Barnaby | 10:15 | noah lets go |
| jeffersplat | 10:21 | orange red purple |
| Barnaby | 10:22 | zerg rush |
| Barnaby | 10:25 | 10 minute rush |
| A.I. 5 (Very Easy) | 10:26 | go 4 it |
| jeffersplat | 10:38 | how was my ramp phil |
| A.I. 5 (Very Easy) | 10:41 | GOOD i bet |
| A.I. 5 (Very Easy) | 10:42 | jk |
| Barnaby | 10:46 | good marine count |
| jeffersplat | 10:50 | yee |
| A.I. 4 (Elite) | 10:54 | went econ cuz ai |
| Barnaby | 10:57 | help ehere |
| Barnaby | 11:49 | with vikings youd have a dece army |
| Barnaby | 11:51 | a few liberators |
| A.I. 5 (Very Easy) | 11:53 | yee |
| jeffersplat | 12:02 | figured i wouldnt need lol |
| Barnaby | 12:08 | ya |
| Barnaby | 12:11 | but u must learn |
| jeffersplat | 12:15 | the waays |
| A.I. 5 (Very Easy) | 12:28 | fuck u lol |
| Barnaby | 12:36 | just wanted to test something |
| Barnaby | 12:38 | lol |
| A.I. 3 (Very Easy) | 12:40 | haha |
| A.I. 5 (Very Easy) | 12:50 | test confirmed: bullets kill |
| Barnaby | 13:04 | not all units do friendly splash |
| Barnaby | 13:06 | banes dont |
| A.I. 3 (Very Easy) | 13:09 | ah |