| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| Chahuistle | 00:00 | GLHF |
| Garracula | 00:07 | wallll |
| Garracula | 00:11 | red |
| BoxHill | 00:19 | hellings |
| BoxHill | 01:58 | 4 z |
| Garracula | 02:07 | omg red |
| DrFarnsworth | 02:17 | omg |
| DrFarnsworth | 02:19 | becky |
| DrFarnsworth | 02:23 | look at her butt |
| DrFarnsworth | 02:25 | it is SO big |
| Garracula | 02:48 | wtf |
| DrFarnsworth | 02:51 | OMG cyan |
| Garracula | 03:41 | your turn red |
| Garracula | 03:48 | open that butthole |
| DrFarnsworth | 03:54 | what? |
| DrFarnsworth | 03:58 | i didn't do anything |
| LunarPonzi | 04:33 | fuck cyan |
| LunarPonzi | 04:49 | cant lower a depot to let me defend my base |
| LunarPonzi | 05:01 | stupid fucking sandbag |
