| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| EhWhoAmI | 00:00 | gl hf |
| Rumple | 00:06 | diarrhea |
| EhWhoAmI | 00:10 | so true |
| Rumple | 00:36 | squirtsquirt |
| EhWhoAmI | 01:32 | rip |
| Rumple | 01:40 | fartmonger |
| EhWhoAmI | 02:00 | absolutely mogged |
| Rumple | 12:14 | protoss |
| Rumple | 12:16 | is such a joke |
| Rumple | 12:45 | drink bleach |
| Rumple | 12:46 | faggot |
| EhWhoAmI | 12:47 | that's why I play it |
| Rumple | 13:08 | durrrrrr shift click zealots |
| Rumple | 14:01 | bad game |
| Rumple | 14:03 | faggot |