| Player | Game Time | Message |
|---|---|---|
| HandsomeMonk | 00:00 | gl hf! |
| Naughty | 00:03 | ugly mf |
| HandsomeMonk | 00:13 | lol wut? |
| Naughty | 00:21 | u ugly |
| Naughty | 00:25 | can u not read? |
| HandsomeMonk | 00:30 | can you not spell? |
| Naughty | 00:51 | what part of ugly af did you think was misspelled |
| HandsomeMonk | 00:59 | "u" |
| Naughty | 01:12 | fucking boomer never had a cell phone and never texted |
| Naughty | 01:20 | olf gross fat and ugly |
| HandsomeMonk | 01:30 | youre too young to even know what t9 is dude |
| Naughty | 01:42 | fucking retard out here talking about calculators |
| HandsomeMonk | 01:43 | its embarrasing |
| HandsomeMonk | 01:50 | like talking to a toddler |
| HandsomeMonk | 12:10 | hahaha |
| HandsomeMonk | 12:15 | gotta go, fun game |